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Feeling stressed out? Want to punch someone on his/ her face but unable to do so? Why don’t you try the following method posted below?

Press The Spacebar 2000 (got the idea from kongtechnology.com)

This is specially for those who are a little bit “violent”. There are 3 categories: 5-second test, 10-second test and 20-second test. The timer will start when you first hit your spacebar. According to kongtechnology.com, if you score high enough you should see a sexy chick presenting your score to you. Look at my score. Right now I still can’t imagine how these people could strike 86, 168 and 314 times in the given duration. Now start your training.

Now that you have underwent the first stage, it’s time to test if you really are relaxed.

How Fast Are Your Reactions? (got the idea from My Tech Quest)

Your objective is to prevent 5 sheep running for their freedom. There are all together 5 shots to be made. I’m so relaxed and alert that I am rated “Rocketing Rabbit”. So are you ready? Go shot the sheep. HAHAHAHAHA!!!

OK, now that you have proved yourself alert, it’s time to move forward to the final stage - Speed Test, to check if you are really relaxed, alert, fast and furious.

The Ultimate 10 Fast Fingers (got the idea from uncleseng.com)

Oh yeah, congratulations on passing all 3 tests. Should you face any problem in the future, feel free to come again to receive your anti-stress treatment!

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LOL, this is so funny! Comedy Court really rocks! For those who doesn’t quite understand the lyrics. I’ll try my best to explain it here.

China man, become Ali Baba man
With Umno man, who get bumi putra plan
The work that the Indian man, he sub to illegal immigrant
And everyone’s happy

This is a very common scene in the construction industry of Malaysia. The term Ali Baba in the lyrics represents subcontractor A (Ali) who subcontracted the work to subcontractor B (Baba) who again subcontracted the work to the next party. Why? Because everyone is happy as the profit is “distributed” from top to bottom hence you’ll get cases like collapse of primary school ceiling, leaking of water in the parliament building etc. Magnificent isn’t it?

So the China man, from the opposition
Take over government, and cause the frustration
And now the Umno man
With the contract in hand,
He turn around, to Ali Baba
And say what lah! man
How can this happen, tell me

LOL, I think they mean DAP here. To be specific, I think they are talking about Penang in the hands of DAP and the PGCC project, which is denied by the new government. If you think the song means other stuff do share with us here. Anyway, the rest I’m sure all of you (Malaysian and non-Malaysian maybe?) could comprehend easily =p

The most “meaningful” chorus is this part:

So CHai
So Now
So How
So WHY MCA?

So CHai = stupid fella = 傻子 = MCA
For the first time I get the impression which the lyrics description matches the real life scenario PERFECTLY. HAHAHAHA…

And the next part:

Mao Tah Teng = 冇得顶 = Superb
Kao Tim = 搞定 = Settle

Apparently according to the lyrics, when OKT and CKC (PKFZ villain) was in the cabinet, all the contract works went smoothly to Ali(s) and Baba(s) as cronyism and favouritism were widely practice, causing everyone’s pocket to be very full hence the word MTT is used.　Now with everything go transparent through open tendering for projects, nobody can “grab” a fortune anymore and this is extremely not for the Ali(s) and the Baba(s), that’s why “How to Kao Tim?”

WHY MCA
BYE MCA
LIE MCA
CRY MCA
TRY MCA

I can’t stop laughing after each repetition of the video clip. It’s funny yet true. Kudos to Comedy Court for making such a wonderful video clip! =)

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I can’t stop laughing when reading this piece of paper. These people certainly have a very “creative” and “good” command of English. Now I finally understand why “poor command of English” is rated by major studies as one the main reasons of high graduate unemployment rate.

I know my command of the Language is not that good, but certainly not to the extent of rotting. From what I see, these people are worse than primary school students and yet there are currently studying in the university. Shouldn’t the best of the best only be offered a place in the university? Isn’t university a place for advanced intellectual development and expansion?

I sms one of the team members listed on the paper which I have erased the name to prevent further embarrassment, and I got 2 replies from 2 different people. The replies (simply Chinese - English translation) are:

10s 4 ur comment. I’ll infirm my group members because i’m not incharge 4 d order list… R u still hv any problem?

This reply sounds sincere to me. OK, i accept your explanation but the other one sounds rude to me…

thx fir u advice…bsc i oso noe my english gt problem. actually, my target only on my sales & nt 2 “PROMOTE HOW GOOD OF MY ENGLISH”.ok.thx for u “SUPPORT & ADVICE!”

Seriously, what kind of LOGIC is this? You wish to hit the target of your sales yet you ignore the usage of the Language? Didn’t any of the lecturers teach you that PEOPLE judge you by your appearance, portfolio, performance and track record? Where on earth can you notice a boost of sales with such pathetic use of English or other languages? Sorry to say but this reply is down right hilarious and idiotic. I’m completely dumbfounded.

It’s very sad to see people abusing English. Should I not “THINK A LOT / THINK TOO MUCH”? What’s your say?

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